Twitter is a beautiful and magical place where, in 140 characters or less, women are changing the world. Ok fine, maybe not always “changing the world,” but definitely making solid jokes about our boobs.
emotional status: otter sitting behind a glass wall apathetically touching a human's hand. pic.twitter.com/Qu6xmze8Sk
— Kirsten King (@KirstenKing_) November 17, 2017
having a crush on someone whose twitter account sucks is a real problem
— Lane Moore (@hellolanemoore) November 18, 2017
Objects in the beer view mirror are hotter than they appear
— Ali Spagnola (@alispagnola) November 19, 2017
RT if you have a tote bag full of tote bags.
— Laura Silverman (@LJSilverman1) November 11, 2017
Dentist said “Put on these sunglasses to protect your eyes” and I said “and because I’m really cool” but maybe he didn’t hear me I guess
— Charlene deGuzman (@charstarlene) November 16, 2017