32 Totally NSFW Christmas Cards For Couples

With Christmas very quickly approaching most people are scrambling to make sure they got their significant others the perfect gift. It’s always nice to be thoughtful, but sometimes you can give a gift while getting a little something-something in return. Maybe all you really want is some of your man’s special package, no better way to let them know how you’re feeling like a naughty Christmas card.

Not only is it a good way to spice up your holiday season but it’s a fun little way to make sure it’s a present they’ll never forget. Maybe you’re planning a not so silent night or an after hours trip to his north pole. Give your partner a heads up that you’re planning on adding a couple of X’s to their X-mas night. Just remember to try and keep it down, you don’t want to scare Santa when he comes late night. Here are 32 cards for naughty couples this holiday season.

1. No discrimination here.

2. I hope not…

3. My kind of snowman.

4. Talk about a great plan.

5. Not if I have anything to say about it.

Written by Baillie Parry

Just your average girl from New York who loves her some Knicks basketball and city lights. Catch her laughing at memes endlessly and trying to find Mr. Right while on a date with Mr. Right Now.