Cardi B’s Raunchy Plans For Her One-Year Anniversary With Offset Are An Inspiration To Us All

When it comes to celebrating anniversaries, most girlfriends want to make their boyfriend’s day extremely memorable and special. But, how can you come up with the perfect way to do so? Well, it seems if we take a page out of Cardi B’s book, there’s no way our boyfriends/husbands/fiancés can go unsatisfied.
The rapper and mother to Kulture tweeted her plans for Offset on their one-year wedding anniversary by saying:

Twitter was like:

And:

And:

And:

And:

Essentially, that’s a pretty tall order. Make Offset so “happy” that she’d need to take two plan B’s to prevent another pregnancy–catch my drift, y’all? I hope you do. Turns out, though, Cardi’s plans for their anniversary didn’t really go the way she had hoped. She shared this video on Instagram…

View this post on Instagram

????????

A post shared by CARDIVENOM (@iamcardib) on

Better luck next year, Cardi!

 

Written by Lex Gabrielle

A writer and teacher from New York City who fully supports messy buns and 3+ cups of coffee a day.